Tourists

Weather: 85 & sunny
Drinks: Vodka Cranberry

They're leaving speedo shaped grease spots on our deck chairs and clogging up the jacuzzi filters with body hair.

This place needs a good scrubbing.

Notice Anything Different

Weather: Overcast
Drinks: Pina Coladas

You may have noticed some changes here on the island.  No, it isn't your imagination.

While most of you were on holiday at the mainland, a tropical depression dropped out of the sky and swept most everything out to sea.

Sure, things aren't like they were.  It is sparse, for now.  But what better reason to start over and rebuild things just the way we want them?  And after all, all we really need is each other, no?

Luckily, Manny grabbed the blender before the storm hit and has since restored it to its former glory under the fresh new thatching of the brand new bar.

So pull up a driftwood log and grab a cold one.  We've got a lot of catching up to do.

You Think You're Important?

Weather: 105 & HOT
Drinks: Open Bar!!!

You do, don't you?

Keep thinking that.  If it makes you feel better.

So go on, just like you're going on.

There, that's better.

Yeah.

Because you're nothing.

Just like you fear.